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m-a impresionat copilu'.

 

la dracu, mi s-au umezit putin ochii.

 

rahat, n-am cuvinte sa mai zic ceva. e destul de dura lectia.

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Incredibil. Si noi ne uitam urat la unul care are ferrari.

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Nu ma impresioneaza deloc.

 

Is gras și Kip a slăbit 10 kile

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Nu esti gras bre. Esti bine facut sau barbat bine.

 

Similea, trebuie sa inveti sa fii bland cu tine, sa fii fericit cu tine insuti. Aici e secretul.

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Similea, jeleu tocmai ti-a zis cum sa ti-o iei la manuela.

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similea mareste numarul de cartofi din meniul zilnic

 

jeleu tocmai ti-a dat o gura de oxigen

 

trage-l in piept si mai baga o cartoafa

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

pune mana si slabeste, ce esti tu barbat sau rahat :lol:

 

d-alea batranesti :sorcerer:

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Ca sa-ti faci seara linistita si interesanta, ce e ok sa bei?

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na ca m-a facut avocatu', tzambal :( poftiti de vedeti ce urat imi vorbeste.

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Va rog sa nu il mai demoralizati, eu ma lupt sa-l fac sa-si recastige increderea in sine.

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Ca sa-ti faci seara linistita si interesanta, ce e ok sa bei?

 

juma de cui, eu asa fac, daca trag unul intreg imi sare somnu si ma ia agitatia, dar de la jumate, e fix ca trebuie ca sa-mi dea somn.

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Vorbiți de parca ar creste in copac

 

M-ar ajuta cuiele sa ma las de fumat?

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Vorbiți de parca ar creste in copac

 

M-ar ajuta cuiele sa ma las de fumat?

 

batute in sicriu, da.

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La asta ma gandeam si eu. Stii ca in engleza tigarile erau numite si coffin nails in trecut.

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pe scufi insa nu l-a lamurit nimeni ce sa bea...

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Apa. Sanatate curata. Mai beau si eu uneori.

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Ca sa-ti faci seara linistita si interesanta, ce e ok sa bei?

 

baga-ti niste md in orice. poa' sa fie si apa din buda.

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